Free small fries with every purchase!Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 657 points – 9 months ago19Post a CommentPreviewHotTopNewOldIs that one of the Manson family members? Why does that picture look so oddly familiar?McManson So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?come to the US - free sauce packets! just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you? /sThey're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sI will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…Yep. Now we riot.Yes. But you also get ennui.Isn’t there a vaccine for that?One of Don Draper's least successful pitches to clients, along with the Hawaii Sheraton "suicide" ad.We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!Don’t forget we fuck it all up for future generations while we’re here tooI live. I die. I live again. Witness me!We begin to The We are Die Moment BornMcDoomaldsI thought this was an AI generated Britney spears because if his creepily uncanny it looked.We begin to the we areDie moment born
So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?come to the US - free sauce packets! just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you? /sThey're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sI will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…Yep. Now we riot.Yes. But you also get ennui.Isn’t there a vaccine for that?
come to the US - free sauce packets! just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you? /sThey're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sI will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…Yep. Now we riot.
They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /sI will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…Yep. Now we riot.
One of Don Draper's least successful pitches to clients, along with the Hawaii Sheraton "suicide" ad.
We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!Don’t forget we fuck it all up for future generations while we’re here tooI live. I die. I live again. Witness me!
Is that one of the Manson family members? Why does that picture look so oddly familiar?
McManson
So, can I purchase a sauce packet for 25¢ and get a free small fries?
come to the US - free sauce packets!
just ignore the chasm of wealth disparity, growing nationalism and maybe being a bullet proof vest. wait... you're not dark skinned, are you?
/s
They're starting to charge $0.30/packet in some areas of the US. Clearly this place is going downhill only because of that /s
I will gladly pay for the sauce packet if it guarantees they don’t forget it…
Yep. Now we riot.
Yes. But you also get ennui.
Isn’t there a vaccine for that?
One of Don Draper's least successful pitches to clients, along with the Hawaii Sheraton "suicide" ad.
We live. We buy. We die. Rejoice!
Don’t forget we fuck it all up for future generations while we’re here too
I live. I die. I live again. Witness me!
We begin to The We are Die Moment Born
McDoomalds
I thought this was an AI generated Britney spears because if his creepily uncanny it looked.
We begin to the we are
Die moment born