What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife.
I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.
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I have poop-tongs. I live on a boat and my dog poops on the deck, so I throw them off by using poop tongs. I keep them separate from where I have my grill accessories.
Now youre just mixing the poop knife and the frog tong mate
Wait, what's a frog tong??
It's exactly what it sounds like
Switch them up for a little extra flavor.
How the hell do u live on a boat
Plenty of people live on boats in the UK. Some boats can be fancy AF. Or very cheap. UK has an advanced man made canal system covering most of the country. The water is still there, there are charging stations, toilets, gas refills, etc available to boat dwellers. Canals were previously used for goods transportation across the country, but now we have trains, trucks and planes for that, so canals are now used for living and recreational travelling. And fishing ofc.
Come to Amsterdam, we'll show you how
But don't be gross, bring your own poop-tongs.
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