It's all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:
Covid-19 vaccines;
Fluoride in toothpaste and tapwater;
Chemtrails;
a horrendous diet and little exercise;
pride flags
pride flags
You weren't supposed to eat them smh
Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate
You shove them up your butt, otherwise you can only do it once. Duh.
Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original
But they look like sweets :/
Eating the frigging pride flags are making the frogs gay!
RIP your inbox.
I’ll show my man boobs to anyone who wants to see them. Usually people tell me to stop showing them and say things like “gross” and call me bear tits but that hasn’t stopped me from whipping them out on every occasion and non occasion
Ah so that explains my D cups
It's all that government big pharma stuff that have given me moobs, things like:
You weren't supposed to eat them smh
Right, but if I stop now, how am I going to perform my magic flag butthole trick? checkmate
You shove them up your butt, otherwise you can only do it once. Duh.
Technically you could do it again but it’s even less recommended than the original
But they look like sweets :/
Eating the frigging pride flags are making the frogs gay!
RIP your inbox.
I’ll show my man boobs to anyone who wants to see them. Usually people tell me to stop showing them and say things like “gross” and call me bear tits but that hasn’t stopped me from whipping them out on every occasion and non occasion