Tom Emmer drops out of contention for House speaker, hours after winning GOP nomination

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Tom Emmer drops out of contention for House speaker, hours after winning GOP nomination
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The Brits thought they were clever by comparing Liz Truss to a head of lettuce, we now have Republican Leaders who don't last as long as a loaf of bread.

He lasted about a hundredth as long as Scaramucci (for our European audience, that's equivalent to one centiscaramucci).

Planck length Scaramucci I reckon.

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I think we need to start comparing to “ice cream cone on a summer day” to make it more sporting

Forget a loaf of bread, he didn't even outlast a tray of cashew chicken put out by a shady Chinese buffet one health code violation away from permanent closure!

This is so many restaurants in Springfield, MO. Our weird local cashew chicken is a travesty.

I can already taste the food poisoning and explosive diarrhea!

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