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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1006 points –
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I don't want none of them there dragons yonder.

Got daym goblins stole mah moonshine.

I tell you what them there walking skeletons ain't right.

Yeah man talkin bout dang ol 𝔖𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔑 𝔬𝔣 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”˜π”«π”‘π”’π”žπ”‘ and back o' the dang ol cave man. Talkin about fighting off dang ol skeletons with my bb gun man and dang ol sunuvaguns just come right back man. Just ain't right.

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This gave me an idea for a fantasy dramedy about hobbit moonshiners. Unfortunately, I'm not a writer so if anyone wants to take my four word pitch and run with it please do

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Hey! We don't take kindly to dragons 'round here!

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