Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

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Who’d have thought BoredApe NFTs would be such an actual eyesore?

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...with one person reporting that they had been diagnosed with Photokeratitis

My insomnia-addled brain first read this as "Telekinesis" for a second.

It's OK, I initially read the headline as attendees got their faces burned by the event's lightning. My remaining two brain cells massively overclocked themselves trying to sort that one out.

Wait, is that not what the headline says?

Edit: ah, you wrote "lightning."

Not to be confused with photokinesis which gives you the power to turn on all lights within your area of effect.

Useful for when people are driving around at night without their headlights on.