Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug... It was like 37 years ago... I'm still traumatized.
You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I'm half sleepy I don't react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!
Just reading "wet socks" makes me cringe.
Stepping on wet carpet in thick socks.
Inb4: deleted for hate crime. Sorry not sorry.
Only thing worse is wet sleeve tip.
Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug... It was like 37 years ago... I'm still traumatized.
You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I'm half sleepy I don't react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!
I gagged. TIHI.
When you accidentally dip your shirt tail in the toilet during one of those dumps you swear you were giving birth to a watermelon
You may consider foregoing children. Much like Thanos, wet socks are inevitable.