People who park in the handicapped ramp boil my blood.

SoleInvictus@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world – 610 points –

I have a disability and want to smack these jerks with my cane.

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FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY:

If you wanted to pierce YOUR OWN TIRE for some reason, if you place a nail under a tire, (assuming you considered roll angle) it would pierce a tire quite nicely.

Rubber would seal pretty well to make it a slow leak, but cutting a channel into the side with an angle grinder or dremmel would help.

For maximum air leakage, take a 1/4in or 3/8 in steel pipe, then cut it into 4 in bars, then cut those bars in half with a diagonal cut. Place sharp end into tire groove.

Again, this is for educational purposes only if you wanted to get air out of your tire very quickly.

Please also remember that technically, there is nothing stopping you from buying a giant permanent marker

If you happen to accidentally draw a massive cock and balls on somecunt's windscreen that would be unfortunate

On the windshield I’m totally okay with this type of vandalism. It cleans up easily with alcohol and everyone will know this guys a douche canoe until he can do it.

Parking in the handicap spot when you’re not handicapped is a douche move. But retaliating by destroying personal property is a bigger douche move.

We all know what you’re implying.

Which is a great reason to avoid being a douche in the first place, because there's bigger douches out there that do have some principles but love a chance to practice their doucheness on someone they determine deserving.

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