Someone help me develop a drinking problem. I'm gonna need it to get through the next year.
Step 1: Start Drinking
Step 2: Don't Stop
This sounds expensive. I'm poor.
Ignore other necessities and beg for drink money
due to the liquor laws in america, certain types of booze have very high quality standards....
namely Vodka, Scotch, and Bourbon...
(vodka must be made into nearly pure ethanol and then diluted, scotch must be aged 3 years in scotland... so it's always decent, and bourbon has a bunch of fun rules too... i don't really like bourbon though)
the health part always makes me stop my drinking problems though... i just can't handle it...
getting a little tipsy consistently is possible to maintain a functioning alcoholism though... be sure to stay extra hydrated and alcohol inhibits vitamin absorption... so... whatever
Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!
Damn, no wonder I have a drinking problem.
Ah that's where I went wrong, I got stuck on step 1, thanks!
"The key to avoiding a hangover is to never stop drinking" - Col. Tigh, Battlestar Galactica
Have you considered smoking? Alcohol gives me a headache. But there's many options on things to smoke - tobacco, weed, fentanyl, etc.. /s
Turn on Fox news and take a drink every time someone says something stupid. Two drinks if it's a debunked lie. See you in 2025!
Odds are slim they'll survive to 2025 drinking at that pace.
It’s fucking January.
The sex month
it sure beats Masturbating September...
Please, it's Self-love September
well when i masturbate, it's all hate
Someone help me develop a drinking problem. I'm gonna need it to get through the next year.
Step 1: Start Drinking
Step 2: Don't Stop
This sounds expensive. I'm poor.
Ignore other necessities and beg for drink money
due to the liquor laws in america, certain types of booze have very high quality standards....
namely Vodka, Scotch, and Bourbon...
(vodka must be made into nearly pure ethanol and then diluted, scotch must be aged 3 years in scotland... so it's always decent, and bourbon has a bunch of fun rules too... i don't really like bourbon though)
the health part always makes me stop my drinking problems though... i just can't handle it...
getting a little tipsy consistently is possible to maintain a functioning alcoholism though... be sure to stay extra hydrated and alcohol inhibits vitamin absorption... so... whatever
Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!
Damn, no wonder I have a drinking problem.
Ah that's where I went wrong, I got stuck on step 1, thanks!
Have you considered smoking? Alcohol gives me a headache. But there's many options on things to smoke - tobacco, weed, fentanyl, etc.. /s
Turn on Fox news and take a drink every time someone says something stupid. Two drinks if it's a debunked lie. See you in 2025!
Odds are slim they'll survive to 2025 drinking at that pace.
I've tried it; it doesn't help.