Me with a spoon under the faucetSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 788 points – 10 months ago22Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentPretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at onceNot flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.
That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor pointsFace bonk? ...or shin bonk?
Pretty easy. Get a big flat slab of solid matter (probably wood, plastic, or metal) and put a handle in the middle.
That'll fly all over the place. Handle slightly offset with a forearm strap equally offset the other way, much better support with two anchor points
Face bonk? ...or shin bonk?
Woah, woah, woah. Slow down, I can only take so many instructions at once
Not flat; you want it to be a section of a cylinder.
We leakin secret pentagon technology up in this thread.