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Since we can make conspiracy out of anything let me ask.

Do they have tic tok and do you have tic tok? Did you shower the morning of said outage?

I’ve never had TikTok, and i showered.

But I’m not saying it from a conspiracy angle, I’m viewing it from a huh, technology is weird sometimes angle. Or more like, I want to understand why from a technical standpoint.

There you go. It's the tiktok. Conspiracy solved.

Btw I'm just fuckin with you. I'm joking since everything tends to end up as a conspiracy with people.

Oh, so it was the shower, then?

Well, I don’t have TikTok and I didn’t shower, still worked just fine.

But you are not their coworker. Man, this conspiracy is getting more complex by the minute!

No no, I dont have TikTok and I showered and mine was fine, too. You're on to something. Did you try showing this to a politician without a platform?