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Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

Can confirm. I've been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That's if I haven't had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

It's gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

I don't enjoy it, but unfortunately I'm on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that's what it takes