MySQL moment

devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev – 646 points –
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Turned into a skeleton in 10 minutes

Yeah, also each query request was a human beeing. Such an unrealistic comic.

Not to mention, mysql is a database management framework, while in the comic it's a food stand! Absurd!

Not queries, programs. They have pid

Shoot, you are right wrong. They are processes.

Ah FUCK- mind said process, fingers typed program. But most of the time they are equivalent

The thing is, at first I actually, responded with "you are right". See, humans make errors. Also, this isn't a competence competition. (At least I hope so.)

Waiting for a computer causes a temporal bubble to surround the subjects and age them at a rate of x100

If a query does not take 30 min does it even exist?

The waiting is how you know its giving you correct answers.

Got sigkill-ed. But of course, this doesn't cancel the request