Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun

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Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun - Dexerto
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Officer: "What's your name, sir?"

DK: "Deez-Nuts"

Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"

I can see this playing out like a modern "Who's on first" routine