Shark, as long as we are on land. I’d just outrun him then call coup by hitting him with a stick while he’s gasping for air. I guess at that point I could take on a blue whale, but that would just make me feel like a dick. I’ll stick with the shark. Any shark, any time, 1.5 miles inland.
The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.
The government doesn't want me seeing this
Could you take all the sharks in Missouri?
Are we all just going to ignore aquariums?
Yes
Ignoring aquariums is my favorite hobby! I do it for a couple of hours at least once a week!
Shark, as long as we are on land. I’d just outrun him then call coup by hitting him with a stick while he’s gasping for air. I guess at that point I could take on a blue whale, but that would just make me feel like a dick. I’ll stick with the shark. Any shark, any time, 1.5 miles inland.
The chance of getting attacked by a shark on land are small, but not zero.
The government doesn't want me seeing this
Could you take all the sharks in Missouri?
Are we all just going to ignore aquariums?
Yes
Ignoring aquariums is my favorite hobby! I do it for a couple of hours at least once a week!
Only if I'm allowed to bring my cats.
The sharks in New Mexico are dedicated. Who TF pissed off sharks and hid in New Mexico?
You might be one of today's (un)lucky 10k
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark
Also, the maps includes captive shark attacks, such as bites at the Newport Aquarium in KY.
A technicality, but (most) sharks don't gasp for air.