What animal could you take in a fight?robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 982 points – 3 months ago233Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsWait wait wait, hear me out A snailIs the snail already chasing after me?This fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.Im not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?Use a brickThis guy doesn't know about the snail.I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?It's immortal.Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserableDecoy snail.
Wait wait wait, hear me out A snailIs the snail already chasing after me?This fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.Im not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?Use a brickThis guy doesn't know about the snail.I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?It's immortal.Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserableDecoy snail.
Im not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?Use a brickThis guy doesn't know about the snail.I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?It's immortal.Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
Use a brickThis guy doesn't know about the snail.I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?It's immortal.Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
This guy doesn't know about the snail.I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?It's immortal.Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?It's immortal.Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
Wait wait wait, hear me out
A snail
Is the snail already chasing after me?
This fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.
Im not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.
picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?
Use a brick
This guy doesn't know about the snail.
I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?
It's immortal.
Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
Decoy snail.