F.B.I. Tells Passengers on Alaska Flight They May Have Been Crime Victims
nytimes.com
Passengers aboard an Alaska Airlines plane that made an emergency landing after a fuselage panel blew off this year have started to receive letters from the F.B.I. identifying them as possible victims of a crime.
The letters are a sign that a criminal investigation the Justice Department has opened into Boeing, the manufacturer of the 737 Max 9 jet, is ramping up.
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I know, did the passengers catch mesothelioma?
I don't think they've used asbestos in airplanes for at least a couple of years.