So sad

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They probably know they're in the running

Yeah. If you're in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.

My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀

If someone is eating that much mayo it'd have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they'd know they're eating a lot

I love mayo on sandwiches but I rarely finish a jar until a few years past it's best by date.

Follow up question - is this absolute mayo consumption, or does it scale with food intake?

Because I bet there's definitely people out there who eat mayo like pudding for lunch and they would think they're on the short list

But I could see there being someone out there who regularly kills multiple jars of mayo in a sitting by knocking out a huge bowl of chips and dip, but doesn't consciously recognize their alarming daily mayo intake

I could see the #1 being in either group... Some people have a disturbing relationship with condiments, but some people eat terrifying amounts of unhealthy food, and I've seen someone kill a tub of potato salad as a mid interview snack (it was some documentary about people who can no longer fit through their doorways)