Unrelated, but when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, where do you squeeze it?
Onto my lasagna for extra taste.
Whoa, that’s pretty neat, man. So you don’t have to brush after you eat it? I’m gonna save so much time tomorrow!
Found the true italian. Just like mom’s recipe (hand motion)
In my mouth.
No, I just put it on my toothbrush.
Check out Bezos here, boasting about his toothbrush and functional oral orifice. My father lived 80 years without his lower jaw and what, you think you’re better than him or something? People like you disgust me.
Unrelated, but when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, where do you squeeze it?
Onto my lasagna for extra taste.
Whoa, that’s pretty neat, man. So you don’t have to brush after you eat it? I’m gonna save so much time tomorrow!
Found the true italian. Just like mom’s recipe (hand motion)
In my mouth.
No, I just put it on my toothbrush.
Check out Bezos here, boasting about his toothbrush and functional oral orifice. My father lived 80 years without his lower jaw and what, you think you’re better than him or something? People like you disgust me.
In the bathroom.