Tesla’s profits sink as the company struggles with cooling demand

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Tesla’s profits sink as the company struggles with cooling demand
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Put gas tanks on Teslas so they can hold gasoline, and the driver can buy gasoline, but it's not actually burned in the operation of the car. Only if the battery catches fire and the whole thing explodes.

maybe if they mount a huge penis gun on top

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

The gas tank need sto have a hole so it can pour straight to the floor, or maybe they could have a feature where every mile they drive their bank automatically donates some money to chevron or someone somewhere gets stabbed