A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods

Venator@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 210 points –
A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods
thespinoff.co.nz

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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Surely that spaghetti-topped pizza isn't real, that's got to be from one of those ragebait tiktoks or something right? That looks and sounds awful.

It's actually really good. Not that one in Particular, put Pizza with Tomatoes sauce, spaghetti and cheese is actually great.

I like my bread with more bread on it.

I mean, baguette pizza is also just bread on bread, and we all love that

First I've heard of baguette pizza but now I must try it. I've had pizza on a baguette before but never baguette on pizza.

You've never placed three baguettes on top of a pizza? We've all done that!

We made a Lo Mein pizza at one of the places I used to manage. I tried one piece. It wasn't bad, but there's no reason, outside of competitive swimming, to carb load that much