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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

All of you were working on the train!?!

It was a train conductors' meeting, they hold it on board a moving train, which is scary because all the conductors are at the meeting so nobody's available to actually drive. Entire generations of conductors have been lost this way.

Did everyone slide forward down the aisle when they hit the brakes?