Would you rather be stuck in the woods with an updated Windows 11 or a Windows 7?

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Can I fashion a simple linux distro from various sticks and pebbles I find on the forest floor?

Roll a D20 for me please.

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You start assembling an assortment of sticks, leaves and a hollow bird bone, patching holes with moss that has already started to turn slightly yellow which you picked from the side of a tree. Somehow, your thoughts veer off and you begin to wonder if you could find a larger bone to turn into a flute.

When you look down again at your creation, you start to curse under your breath - you got distracted and manufactured a copy of Windows ME.

Well, according to Dr. Stone, you probably can