They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
They weren't made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
Those sons of bitches.. my childhood could've been very.. different.
I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It's so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao
Username checks out.
And it's working. I'm still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
That doesn't sound healthy
They really aren’t, despite what Kelloggs claims.
They weren't made to be healthy. They were made to keep you from masturbating.
Those sons of bitches.. my childhood could've been very.. different.
I live in West Michigan where the anti-masturbatory quaker started it all. It's so weirdly mixed between religious zealots and the rest of us in the cities lmao
Username checks out.
And it's working. I'm still unable to masturbate to Cornflakes.
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
truly