What's the strangest job title you've ever heard?

DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world – 113 points –

For me, a random sales guy took the cake when he introduced himself as "Chief Innovation Evangelist".

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I was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though

At first I was like "good luck finding that female semen..." Then I realized I'm just dumb.

Yeah I'm still not getting it lol

In case you seriously aren't getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an "x" or a "y" chromosome

Shit ok that's what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that's not how it works lmao.

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You can separate bull semen? I don't want to Google this. How is this done?

No need to Google

You can separate bull semen

by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!

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