Donald Trump's "foamy saliva" in campaign video raises questions

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Donald Trump's "foamy saliva" in campaign video raises questions
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I'm just picturing the morons lining up to be bitten by him. That would be such an ironic twist of history.

I want to see this variation of a zombie movie.

Patient zero is a prominent politician.

His handlers continue to puppet him, because they already spent so much on his campaign.

Followers literally line up to be bitten and infected.

If you had made this ten years ago, everybody would have said it's totally unrealistic. But now it's just slightly exaggerated.

I'd go as far to say that it's depressingly plausible.

That would make a great black comedy.

"Real men have rabbies"

"It's time we elected a rabid President"

On the bright side, it would be a problem that would eventually fix itself.

Rabies is a hoax, just a mild flu, and also a bioweapon personally engineered by Dr. Fauci to force a global reset of the economy. (But giving trillions to corporates that just received three years of steep tax cuts is not bad because reasons.)