straight rule

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I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.

Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.

Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.

Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.

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i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i'm so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute

I have not yet found the youtube comment to vote on, so it appears I am not straight either

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