straight rule

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I thought I was a straight man once. Ended up being not the case.

Straight? I was straight once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with femboys. And femboys make me not straight.

Man? I was a man once. They locked me in IKEA. An infinite IKEA. An infinite IKEA full of Blahajs. I was never a man.

Straight? I was straight once. They put me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room filled with rubber femboys. And femboys make me straight, as i don't like them. I am still straight.

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i thought i was merely regular straight, turns out i'm so straight anything in a skirt makes me give a salute

I have not yet found the youtube comment to vote on, so it appears I am not straight either

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I thought I was straight because I liked girls. Then I thought I wasn't because I liked guys. Now I know I wasn't because I like girls.

I was straight like you once. Then I took a dick to the ass.

straight? i was straight once. they put me in a room, a rubber room... filled with rubber ...dicks. and dicks? i love dicks. they made me realise im not straight.

🔫 We can make it 96*

* this is a water gun and it makes one less straight man because everyone’s straight until things get hot and wet

people are like wood

they're straight until things get hot and wet

😂 The version of that joke I've heard is spaghetti, but I like the wood version too!

And with your help we can reduce this number even more

I'm straight, figure I'll pump out a few kids and raise them gay before flipping so I can maximize my ratio.

One time i drove past a rainbow and thought it was beautiful. I'm pretty sure it was feminism.

Not my fault I like masculine women and feminine men. It's the fault of those stupid sexy people.