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20 gallons a year isn't much at all.

"Man reasonably consumes cheese" isn't as catchy I suppose.

The average American consumes something like 40 lbs of cheese a year per the USDA. I can’t tell you how much a gallon of cheese weighs but it seems like it’s a fair bit more than 2 lbs each.

Per Google, and doing the math, a gallon of cheese is 8 pounds (roughly 4kg). So that's 160lbs in a year.

Holy shit that's a fucking lot of cheese. Someone stop this madman.

That's about a pound of cheese every two days. Pretty sure I could hit that number without any trouble at all.

It's 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.

It's not a lot, but he's either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.

An average of ~600 calories a day or so from liquid cheey.

I don't know if that's a typo, but "cheey" is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.