DeSantis Declares Emergency Over Floods After Cutting Stormwater Fundsjeffw@lemmy.worldmod to News@lemmy.world – 692 points – 5 months agocommondreams.org120Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentMaybe they can nuke the floods away.Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.It’s called global warming. lol 😭There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...5 more...
Maybe they can nuke the floods away.Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.It’s called global warming. lol 😭There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...5 more...
Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.It’s called global warming. lol 😭There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...
Random dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.It’s called global warming. lol 😭There was a documentary. "Sharknado"
So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.It’s called global warming. lol 😭There was a documentary. "Sharknado"
I will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.It’s called global warming. lol 😭There was a documentary. "Sharknado"
It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?
Maybe they can nuke the floods away.
Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work.
I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it.
Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic marker
Random dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane.
All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.
So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb.
/s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is dead
I will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.
It’s called global warming. lol 😭
There was a documentary.
"Sharknado"
It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning.
Sharpies, though, solve all problems.
Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?