DeSantis Declares Emergency Over Floods After Cutting Stormwater Fundsjeffw@lemmy.worldmod to News@lemmy.world – 690 points – 3 weeks agocommondreams.org120Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsWell maybe all the police and gun owners of florida can shoot the water away with guns since they nixed building pipes and ponds to deal with it.The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a climate is a good guy with a gun.Maybe they can nuke the floods away.Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...5 more...5 more...
Well maybe all the police and gun owners of florida can shoot the water away with guns since they nixed building pipes and ponds to deal with it.The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a climate is a good guy with a gun.Maybe they can nuke the floods away.Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...5 more...5 more...
Maybe they can nuke the floods away.Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...5 more...
Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic markerRandom dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?4 more...
Random dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭
So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is deadI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭
I will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.There was a documentary. "Sharknado"It’s called global warming. lol 😭
It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems. Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?
Well maybe all the police and gun owners of florida can shoot the water away with guns since they nixed building pipes and ponds to deal with it.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a climate is a good guy with a gun.
Maybe they can nuke the floods away.
Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work.
I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it.
Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane's natural predator is a black magic marker
Random dude on the Internet thinking "hey, maybe..." That's fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane.
All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.
So, you're saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb.
/s because its' 2024 and sarcasm is dead
I will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.
There was a documentary.
"Sharknado"
It’s called global warming. lol 😭
It wouldn't work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning.
Sharpies, though, solve all problems.
Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?