Elon Musk Offered Horse To Flight Attendant In Exchange For Sex: Reportcatculation@lemmy.zip to News@lemmy.world – 405 points – 2 weeks agondtv.com81Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsAren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she'll have to go for a longer deal“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”And that's before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and rightHorse people don't careHorse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you'll have to play someone else to care for it when you're away.How much could a banana cost?!?And to get, apparently.
Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she'll have to go for a longer deal“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”And that's before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and rightHorse people don't careHorse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you'll have to play someone else to care for it when you're away.How much could a banana cost?!?And to get, apparently.
He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she'll have to go for a longer deal“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
And that's before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you'll have to play someone else to care for it when you're away.
Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?
He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she'll have to go for a longer deal
“I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”
And that's before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.
Spring shoes sound less useful on a horse.
An advantage on the battlefield, but broken legs left and right
Horse people don't care
Horse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.
Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you'll have to play someone else to care for it when you're away.
How much could a banana cost?!?
And to get, apparently.