What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you're shocked more people don't know about it?

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For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.

Well yeah crank your hog first of course

Spank the monkey

Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"

Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

Rocko?

Mrs. Bighead?

simultaneous phone slam

There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

Choke the chicken.