Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)

ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 549 points –

I know this is probably a shitposting meme. And my wife and my female friend, when I asked them, both laughed and said, "Yeah all the time." I can't tell if it's sarcasm.

I asked this because Im a guy, and we've heard it all before. The guy plowing a warm apple pie. The ookie cookie BS. The jerk off with a sock. Dudes have done some weird things. I absolutely have found myself relieving some stress in interesting ways.

But veggies: Is this a common thing? Am I going to have to worry that my daughter, when she reaches a curious age, starts exploring with vegetables?

During puberty, should I start giving my children Amazon gift cards or no questions ask money to protect my produce?

I am aware this question is ridiculous and I am prepared to be ridiculed.

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OP was talking about his wife and her friend.

Dad buying their underage wife and her friend a dildo sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

I don't think it's a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

Times are tough for underage dads in this cancel culture

And not to mention tough for their UNDERAGE CHILDREN!!!

^/s^

Dad buying their underage wife and her friend sounds like a good way to get canceled. Or worse.

I don’t think it’s a bad idea per-se but I can imagine a ton of ways how that could backfire.

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