JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
He weedwhacks in shorts and sandles.
I saw the bastard press the spatula down on burgers he was grilling.
Pressure washer, too
That's hardcore mode though, I didn't think the had the balls.
Hardcore, having balls or ovaries, is taking your ass back into the house and putting on proper clothing like a serious adult who is about to do a job.
It's 40° out mate, you are not catching me outside in anything but shorts; yardwork or not
You're going to get ticks, poison ivy, and tetanus. Stop your madness.
Sandals and socks!
Unelectable
And I thought him masturbating dolphins after dosing both the dolphin and himself with LSD was weird enough.
This would unironically raise my opinion of him
Based on a true story. Look up Peter the dolphin
If the dolphin consents!
Believe me, the dolphin was very interested in sex.
Peter, being an adolescent dolphin, frequently had sexual urges which disrupted his lessons, and taking Peter to a downstairs pool with two female dolphins proved to be a logistical issue for Lovatt. Eventually, Lovatt relieved Peter's urges herself, stating "It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer. Not because of the sexual activity, but because of the lack of having to keep breaking. And that's really all it was. I was there to get to know Peter. That was part of Peter ... It would just become part of what was going on, like an itch, just get rid of that scratch and we would be done and move on."
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
He weedwhacks in shorts and sandles.
I saw the bastard press the spatula down on burgers he was grilling.
Pressure washer, too
That's hardcore mode though, I didn't think the had the balls.
Hardcore, having balls or ovaries, is taking your ass back into the house and putting on proper clothing like a serious adult who is about to do a job.
It's 40° out mate, you are not catching me outside in anything but shorts; yardwork or not
You're going to get ticks, poison ivy, and tetanus. Stop your madness.
Sandals and socks!
Unelectable
And I thought him masturbating dolphins after dosing both the dolphin and himself with LSD was weird enough.
This would unironically raise my opinion of him
Based on a true story. Look up Peter the dolphin
If the dolphin consents!
Believe me, the dolphin was very interested in sex.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Howe_Lovatt#Complications
I've seen him wrapping presents when it's nobody's birthday.