"I'm JD Vance I'm running for vice president," Vance said. "Good to see you."
The employee sounds unmoved and replies with "okay" and waits for him to begin his order.
Does he expect people to get down on their knees after he tells them that?
"okay..."
silence
"I'm sorry but we don't have any couch shaped donuts"
"Oh we're prepared for this! One moment please!"
Call to the back: "Guys, we need the plastic cover for the couch, it's a code V!"
"I'm sorry, our couch donuts aren't glazed."
JD Vance, tugging on his suddenly sweaty shirt collar: "Oh I think I can help out there."
"I'm sorry, our couch donuts aren't glazed."
That's ok. He prefers to do that part himself.
Or "okay..."
"Then it's cash only..."
The "Please Clap" energy was intense nostalgic.
"What are your intentions with my donuts?"
I literally laughed
The "OK" crushed him. He was expecting any reaction and she could give 2 shits about him. Order your donuts and get the fuck out, ain't nobody got time for your ass.
Imagine if she had a zinger loaded. "Yeah, you're the running mate for 'America's Hitler.'"
Actually they probably got a bunch of reactions like that and "ok" was the one person that put him in the best light.
Simplicity is better in most cases. When someone has to tell you who they are and you respond "ok". That is brutal. You are literally saying I don't give a fuck
Does he expect people to get down on their knees after he tells them that?
"okay..."
silence
"I'm sorry but we don't have any couch shaped donuts"
"Oh we're prepared for this! One moment please!"
Call to the back: "Guys, we need the plastic cover for the couch, it's a code V!"
"I'm sorry, our couch donuts aren't glazed."
JD Vance, tugging on his suddenly sweaty shirt collar: "Oh I think I can help out there."
That's ok. He prefers to do that part himself.
Or "okay..."
"Then it's cash only..."
The "Please Clap" energy was intense nostalgic.
"What are your intentions with my donuts?"
I literally laughed
The "OK" crushed him. He was expecting any reaction and she could give 2 shits about him. Order your donuts and get the fuck out, ain't nobody got time for your ass.
Imagine if she had a zinger loaded. "Yeah, you're the running mate for 'America's Hitler.'"
Actually they probably got a bunch of reactions like that and "ok" was the one person that put him in the best light.
Simplicity is better in most cases. When someone has to tell you who they are and you respond "ok". That is brutal. You are literally saying I don't give a fuck
Kind of wish she had said, "That's weird."
My fantasy:,
"Not under Trump, right?"
"Actually..."
"Ewwww"