I once did a toke at a party and then I died true storyByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Memes@sopuli.xyz – 620 points – 2 months ago113Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsI once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all! (/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse binThe evil electric cabbageI know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you're missing out on the extra flavourThat's it, I'll never do marijuana injections again.You should've just donean MMS enema, would've cleared the gay right up
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all! (/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse binThe evil electric cabbageI know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you're missing out on the extra flavourThat's it, I'll never do marijuana injections again.You should've just donean MMS enema, would've cleared the gay right up
Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse binThe evil electric cabbageI know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you're missing out on the extra flavour
I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!
(/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)
Did you freebase the devil's lettuce from the needle or did you huff it from a used crack pipe you found in a medical refuse bin
The evil electric cabbage
I know someone who died from huffing heroin pills.
You gotta get one of those used crack pipes, otherwise you're missing out on the extra flavour
That's it, I'll never do marijuana injections again.
You should've just donean MMS enema, would've cleared the gay right up