Could an American please prove me wrong?Gollum@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 162 points – 2 months ago172Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsAs an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it. 🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕is there oil?I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0eagle screeches ominously in the distanceFun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real lifeYep they sound like seagullsWe're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.No oil? No tacos? No point…I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.try scanning an obese person, curious what it'd sayI THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!Don't catch you slippin' now Look what I'm whippin now!
As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it. 🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕is there oil?I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0eagle screeches ominously in the distanceFun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real lifeYep they sound like seagullsWe're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.No oil? No tacos? No point…I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.try scanning an obese person, curious what it'd sayI THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!Don't catch you slippin' now Look what I'm whippin now!
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it. 🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕is there oil?I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0eagle screeches ominously in the distanceFun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real lifeYep they sound like seagullsWe're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.No oil? No tacos? No point…
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0eagle screeches ominously in the distanceFun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real lifeYep they sound like seagullsWe're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.
eagle screeches ominously in the distanceFun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real lifeYep they sound like seagulls
Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk. Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real lifeYep they sound like seagulls
We're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.try scanning an obese person, curious what it'd say
As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
🫶🙈🥺🥰😍🫦💕
is there oil?
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0
eagle screeches ominously in the distance
Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Yep they sound like seagulls
We're off that. We're already the global captain of oil now. If they got lithium deposits we'll fight China for it.
No oil? No tacos? No point…
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
try scanning an obese person, curious what it'd say
I THOUGHT THIS IS AMERICA!
Don't catch you slippin' now
Look what I'm whippin now!