Putin encourages Russians to have sex at work amid falling birth rate

kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de to Not The Onion@lemmy.world – 450 points –
indianexpress.com
85

You are viewing a single comment

If the fertility rate remains below 2, it will become harder and harder to wage war. And if it femains below 2 long enough there will be nobody left to wage war (or die in it).

So please sacrifice your precious time, health and money for your future children. Do it for the love of war!

They're doing a great job of removing young men already...

Soon enough all those ads about hot Russian women near me might become a reality!

They’ll be advertising in China with all those extra men.

The discrepancy is lower than reported because rural families just didn't report female infants, but regardless, don't give them ideas, they might just buy some slave soldiers from Xi.

Don't forget the inability of the rich to keep you in poverty wages when there aren't 50 people waiting to replace you at every job!