'Beyond stupid': McConnell begs House Republicans not to blow election with a shutdownjust_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world – 375 points – 2 months agorawstory.com48Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentHis long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.He still has more!Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.People like that? Always scheming. Always.He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusionNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxesHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz's beard?TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he's actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician. Well, on second thought, I'm being too optimistic.
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.He still has more!Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.People like that? Always scheming. Always.He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusionNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxesHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz's beard?TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he's actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician. Well, on second thought, I'm being too optimistic.
He still has more!Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.People like that? Always scheming. Always.He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusionNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxesHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz's beard?
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.People like that? Always scheming. Always.He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he's actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician. Well, on second thought, I'm being too optimistic.
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
He still has more!
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
People like that?
Always scheming. Always.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
How are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz's beard?
TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he's actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician.
Well, on second thought, I'm being too optimistic.