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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

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IIRC from last time, someone on Reddit suggested digging a vertical hole (smaller visual footprint in an aerial search), covering the body with yogurt (to speed up decomp), and then burying a dead animal above the body (to throw off the cadaver dog's handlers).

Cadaver (or HRD) dog handler here. It'll only confuse the cops, not the dog handler.

Gotta put crushed up glass between the body and what ever dead thing you buried close to the surface to discourage digging

Fuck no, that would only encourage digging because it's too suspicious.

Good point. Perhaps we also put up a cautionary sign that reads, “Warning: Crushed glass below. Do not dig. No corpses buried at this site.”

Yeah that seems like it should work :D

By the animals not investigators...if they're looking there you're already fucked

The animals don't do any digging. They just report the death smell, and the handlers then have to dig and confirm why the dog reported.