If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?

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Is this a midas touch kinda thing? The human body is 60% water 🤔

There was a British superhero TV show called Misfits. One of the delinquents had the power to control milk, I.e. you drink milk and this guy could curdle it in your body and kill you.

Are we both thinking about 15% BAC murderin’ Jesus here?

That would have been a much better show if they didn't turn over the entire cast every series or so.

Why did he even bother to make the wine, he could just make everybody the perfect level of drunk without sobering up.

He wasn't that omnipotent, okay?

Only someone who is omniscient could know that.

Flying Squid is a god, confirmed.

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