When sleeping, door open or closed?Agr8lemon@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 285 points – 12 months agoDo, you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed and why?229Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsClosed, to keep the monsters out.Closed and LOCKED. What if the monsters can open doors?Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed alreadyHear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...If LPL is the monster, no door will stop himI do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.what if the monsters are ghostsGhosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.Can’t argue with ghostlaw.I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!You can use the luigi boardHey Mario, itsa ghost!Closed, to keep the monsters in…DittoWhat if they are already in and now they can't escape!
Closed, to keep the monsters out.Closed and LOCKED. What if the monsters can open doors?Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed alreadyHear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...If LPL is the monster, no door will stop himI do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.what if the monsters are ghostsGhosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.Can’t argue with ghostlaw.I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!You can use the luigi boardHey Mario, itsa ghost!Closed, to keep the monsters in…DittoWhat if they are already in and now they can't escape!
Closed and LOCKED. What if the monsters can open doors?Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed alreadyHear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...If LPL is the monster, no door will stop himI do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.what if the monsters are ghostsGhosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.Can’t argue with ghostlaw.I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!You can use the luigi boardHey Mario, itsa ghost!
Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed alreadyHear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...If LPL is the monster, no door will stop him
Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?
I do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.
what if the monsters are ghostsGhosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.Can’t argue with ghostlaw.I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!You can use the luigi boardHey Mario, itsa ghost!
Closed, to keep the monsters out.
Closed and LOCKED. What if the monsters can open doors?
Closed, locked, and BLOCKED. What if monsters can pick locks?
Closed, locked, blocked and ARMED. what if the monsters have telekinesis to lift the blockade?
Wouldn’t they just use telekinesis to disarm you?
Implying the monster doesnt have a portal under your bed already
Hear behind door 2 is set, 3 is bidding...
If LPL is the monster, no door will stop him
I do keep mine licked because my cat (who may or may not be a monster) will open the door if I don't.
I guess you have to be a cat person to understand licking doors.
I'm keeping the typo. It's better that way.
You need to remember that licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
what if the monsters are ghosts
Ghosts have to stay out if the door is closed, it's the law.
Can’t argue with ghostlaw.
I refuse to acknowledge the possibility of ghosts! All monsters must have a physical form!
You can use the luigi board
Hey Mario, itsa ghost!
Closed, to keep the monsters in…
Ditto
What if they are already in and now they can't escape!