The condom business does not seem sustainable tbh.

Striker@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 521 points –
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You underestimate how much people fuck. It's a physical compulsion. People be fuckin.

We have all met your mother

Curious. You speak fervently of your constant sexual encounters with my mother.

Yet you also seem predisposed to share how her appearance is grotesque, and her body mass rivals that of marine animals, that her odor is extreme, suggesting per your own words that she is unwashed for several decades.

Perchance, is this your sexual preference and you merely project it upon dearest mother mine?

Nah, you momma's just so fat her gravitational field pulls the semen from those who pass her sphere of influence.

Hey! Don't bad mouth your mother. She's a beautiful and generous lady.