‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says

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In other news (hopefully): Sheriff locked up for being on the wrong side of the law he was meant to enforce.

Come on. Help me manifest this.

Its time to put all the traitors into the same cell and lock it.

Holy shit its Riverside being fucken awful for once not San Bernardino. Praise be to the Allfather it aint us fucken up for once. Give us five minutes.

Isn’t Riverside where Scientology has their big HQ?

Yep. Or atleast one of the bigger compounds, its over in Hemet.

You think thats where they have Shelly locked up?

They prolly have a tonne of folks locked up there. Fun fact I deliver shit for work and I ended delivering coffee there.

Aw damn hell naw I’d refuse lmao

I just dropped it at the gate, it was a literal cardboard box with the word delivery sharpied on. As for actually doing it well nobody wants to deal with my feral looking Redneck ass. Ive got the brow ridge of a fucken Neanderthal ill ooga booga caveman slam them if theyd try anything.

I agree wholeheartedly. Let's start with Danielle Metz

For karmic justice alone, might I suggest Leonard Peltier.

Wow, I was looking for nonviolent felons, but this is an incredible option. Put them both in the running and we'd probably have the largest voter turnout ever. With people actually choosing a preferred candidate, not the less shitty one