So you're saying if I put shoes on my dog...

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 447 points –
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NOT ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING!

You misunderstood the sign. You can't smoke the dog, the dog can do whatever the hell it wants. Smoking cigar is allowed, smoking barefeet dogs not allowed.

There's room on the sign for commas >:(

Why does it need commas to tell people that smoking bare feet pets are prohibited in the building?

So... if you want to smoke your pet inside, be sure it's wearing shoes!

Do doggy boots count as shoes? Do socks count? Would a sheep with boots and a cigar be allowed?

To answer your last question first, is the sheep a pet or food?

It's an emotional support animal, a programming rubber ducky, and it helps with workouts, since having to run after a sheep burns calories.

Putting out the dog is a reasonable first priority