Happy Saturday, Beeple

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[The top caption reads: " Me trying to sleep in: The birds outside my window:" Below the text are three different images of Terry Crews playing the flute.]

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I actually like it when there's variety to be heard.

Not so much when it's just one asshole that won't shut up.

SEX! LET'S FUCK! SEX OVER HERE! COME HAVE SEX WITH ME!

There you go, I translated their calls into English.

Easy fix: stop noise-polluting (by driving cars etc) during the day so they can sing in peace!

Edit: Dang, read "sleep" instead of "sleep in".

They sing in a higher pitch (more annoying to humans?) to compensate for urban noise.

That's me right now, it's just going on 6am and the damn birds won't shut up