This is why I can't play video games late at night anymore

PugJesus@kbin.social to Gaming@beehaw.org – 159 points –
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I remember playing Alien Isolation on the original Xbox one(?) with the spy camera thing. Anyway, you could activate the mic on it and the Alien would react to sounds in your (physical) room. So tense when Iā€™d be hiding from the Alien and my toddler kids would come in making noise and Iā€™d be ripped to shreds. Good times.

Alex Jones ate all my health upgrades and his neck grew three inches wider

Nah, he ate all your health upgrades and told the listeners it was all from DNA Force Plus and his colloidal silver toothpaste at infowars store dot com, new summer sale just dropped, they are in stock with a new shipment, go support the show and investigative journalists like Dan Bidondi and Wolfgang Halbig.

(if confused, listen to Knowledge Fight)

Looks like Margarine Traitor Gangrene on the bottom left!

Closest I've ever gotten to the Jones one was playing Xenonauts 2.

On the Geoscape stoned late at night and the alien activity updated right when the music hit, Terry Davis manifested in my 8th cranial nerve and told me to "run them over".

I honestly won't play any horror games any more and tend to stick to other genres. I get too nervous šŸ˜¬