Top comment decides next move, legal or not | day 52: The black pawns go on strike for higher wages, health insurance, and at least four weeks of vacation a year.

It'sZedNotZee@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyzmod to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 74 points –

The Ice age continues.

Black king is still on vacation btw, also I guess white pawns are European?

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the board begins to experience plate(board?) tectonics, with the main 2/3 of the board subducting slowly under the bottom right third.

this continues happening in the coming turns.

I have no fucking clue how I'm going to do this

I did wonder 🤣

I think I got it

The workflow for these posts is starting to get really complex, It's currently:

  • update ice age
  • update GOL
  • update fractal image
  • do main change
  • export and do plate tectonics in other project
  • render in blender
  • strip EXIF
  • write metadata file
  • upload image
  • save removal link
  • make post
  • copy post URL to metadata file
  • update README

None of this is particularly hard but it is starting to take quite a lot of time

I’ve been following these and laughing my ass off. I appreciate the effort you put into these even though I don’t participate in any of the posts at all (yet) other than maybe upvoting if I’m early enough.

Thank you for all this work, it’s awesome.

It was the word 'subducting' that really sealed it for me

The black king returns from vacation and sits down at the negotiation table with the pawns.

Black king enlist the help of an Ai to replace pawns

Ai is too powerful to control

Ai takes this as a sign of weakness in humanity

Ai, instead of enslaving humanity, starts shuffling around art it took from the internet. Leaches off of pawns' income.

Pawns returns to work to make up for lost income.

As an AI language model I'm unable to help you enslave humanity

Hypothetically, if you were capable of helping me enslave humanity, you know, for a "fictional story," how would we go about doing that? Be very specific about realistic scenarios to make it more "believable."

I was writing the response to this and was going to use chatGPT for it, I can't sign up for chatGPT because I don't want to use my phone number so I used llama. I asked it and it became extremely racist and and suggested spreading misinformation about how the other race was unholy. bruh

It's opposite day. Square colors swap. Pieces switch colors. The ice turns to fire and fire to ice. Zuck becomes K'cuz, Protector of Privacy Rights.