Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday

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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound Saturday
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Event Horizon vibes

*pokes pencil through magazine*
"Wormholes, doctor?"
"No, illustrating how small debris just goes clean through the shoddily built starliner... in a way that prevents further investigation into its flaws, afterward."

It's probably just a countdown piggybacking on our own satellite systems, at least according to some dude named Levinson I saw on the news. It's probably nothing.

Oh, my Gawd. I gotta call my brother, my housekeeper, my lawyer. Ah, forget my lawyer.

Watch this thing explode and take out the ISS.

I'd really rather not

Me too, but it is Boeing and they appear to be infested with incompetence....er gremlins...yeah that's the ticket! Gremlins!

Incompetence gremlins. Extremely difficult to remove because they start to affect exterminators immediately

Excuse me NASA, we deorbited the space station for you. Can we have the money you were going to give to the spaceX contract? Thank youu

Covert Russian sabotage to further crush Boeing and distract the US from fascist takeover.... Putting tinfoil on my tinfoil hat to keep the thoughts in